Dear Diary,
Remember us? We're the Bunyans. You probably remember us because of our
huge son, Paul. He is a wonderful child except that he always makes everything
into a mess, because he is so big. We are thinking of giving him a new,
better life. We will do that by sending him away to a new place where he
doesn't make trouble for the neighbors. What do you think?
Our neighbors are always complaining of noise and distraction. We love our
son, but he is so big. He was weighed when he was born and weighed over
100 pounds. No wonder our neighbors are complaining. We think that we should
send him away. He makes a lot of trouble just by moving around. He eats
a lot here, so maybe we could send him to a place with less food. Please
help diary.
From, The Bunyans