My scales are a shiny green Jade,
I consider my life is made.
I always blow the fire and smoke,
People think it's a practical joke.
I chew my meal in a polite way,
After each meal I love to say:
"That was good in protein it was rich,
but stay away I'm worse then a witch.
For my next meal you may be there,
I'll chew your bone and suck your hair."
People run and people hide,
but I am a softie, to them I lied.
I'd never eat unless hunger struck,
to get some sweet berries I am in luck.
I alwalys clean up, and don't leave a spot,
the doctor though says I'll need a shot.
I shout and I holler and yell it isn't fair,
but out he comes my life just isn't fair.
Home I walk to my wife and my kids,
walking, coughing fire, smelling pans and replcing lids.
After dinner I jump into my nest,
And I fall into a fitless rest.
Now you know, and don't have any doubts,
in the morning again I'll have to shout,
"I am a dragon, and this is my day,
I'll work for my money and for fun I'll play,
I am a dragon and this is MY day!!!!"
